what are they smoking over there at mortgage house that advertises on my email account. they have fifty monkeys, with bannanas, and state's initials on them. you click on the monkey that corresponds to your state and find out what kind of deal you can get. like the rest of the monkeys are getting. monkey see monkey do? is that the subtle marketing attack in play here? even a monkey is smart enough to lock in these historically low interest rates. dont be dumber than this ape. he didnt know that the abbreviation for maine was ME, so he was all busy trying to lock in the rate for massassachucetts, that dumb ass monkey. see, you should have paid attention in sixth grade civics class when you were coloring in the states with colored pencils because your teacher was just mailing it in and didnt give a shit about anything anymore and was wondering if dodging the draft by becoming a teacher was really the smartest move he could have made becasue he is stuck out in the middle of nowhere.
but back to the monkeys.
is this some kind of niche marketing effort? demographics say that we have a sector who are not refinacing and we need a plan to get them into the office. that demographic, monkeys uncles. i swear i saw the same concept on a banner with the cute animal being sheep. i dont know if sheep are known as intellectuals in your little corner of the world. but if the idiots who designed these ads are employable then i certainly am. i guess i am not looking in the right place then, with geniuses like the ad designers on the payroll.
SHEEP?
it would be BAAAAAA-d not to refinance at theis time
"thats right fluffy,"
"even a follower of a judas goat like fluffy know to lock in rates now"
"DO it today"
or are sheep quietly rebelling and getting smarter, like the trickster sheep who sell all those mattresses.?
hes a rebel sheep in a leather jacket, he reads doestoyevsky and is a nihilist.
hes a sheep that wrties his own blog and drives a hybrid and tailors his own playlists on his ipod. his scotch? baah -lentine of course