god is really trying to wipe someone off the face of the earth. someone who lived in new orleans, and evacuated to houston and is about to get soaked again. watch out astrodome. god hates domed stadiums. i wonder what the peson did to anger the almighty, to vex him so?
it sure is a relief that our elected officials are all over this storm. go go government go. watching this second huge tasmanian devil spin in and wreak havoc one only wonders how long it will be before bush declares mother nature a terrorist and takes measures.

billions and billions go into building enormus sponges and giant umbrellas. the umbrellas will also block out the sun if there is a drought. haliburton gets the contract.
the dude that gods trying to off flees to detroit who has their first ever hurricane that wipes out their dome too.
the first giant umbrella goes over the new orleans superdome and football again plays on. the handle disrupts a few plays since it sits right on the fifty and covers twenty percent of the field, but they are teaching mother nature not to question our national resolve.
nukes are deployed at the next hurricane. mother nature learns her lesson and behaves, bush becomes president for life and the nation prospers as never before. its the new renaissance.