im going to be the best middle manager i can be
my new destiny
to take an entry level management job at 42
outwork the fresh faced college grads with their boundless enthusiasm and youthful energy
beat them im pure mean
never sleeping
ill sleep when im dead
a true company man
yeah
thats one nightmare of mine
that i find a job i love
thats why i apply for shitty jobs
the same reason i talk to ugly girls
if you apply for a good job the lazy train has reached its final stop
time to get to work
ewww
if you start flirting with hotties
lookout
you need a good job
or an insane hottie
and the insane ones are already all dancing at the clubs
and scorning you when you have spent all your extra money
for a fat dude
with a better job and more money
for the old guy who is looting the pension plan for his lapdance habit
for the roofer on payday
capitalism at its best in the strip club
where the girls usually win the battles
stripping losers of their cash
feeling superior
until dude offers them 10 grand
and they realize that they are just another high priced commodity
with a short shelf life
in an ever-expanding marketplace
and their expiration date is coming nigh
and their memories of those high earning evenings come back to them when the drug haze lifts