working on a musical
based on the economy
beauty and the beast updated
seems the beast invested with madoff
and hes a lot more beastly broke
the first clue of this is in the opening number
to the tune of who will buy my sweet red roses..
from oliver twist

"who will buy my singing teapot?
its been in the family for a while
who will but my singing teapot
no reserve, pay pal prefreed."

scene opens in the beasts mansion
theyre packing stuff up

whattaya mean you only got 400 for the frigging singing candle sticks you whore!
they were worth ten time that
im putting your ass on the srteet you bitch we gotta make the mortgage on this place in three days

cut to the red light district
that outfit looks famlliar
snow white is here too?
the little mermaid?
their men all invested with madoff or worse
they are all selling their asses

they commisserate
remember when we had palaces?
remember how happy our men were....

FLASHBACK
dance number
to the tune of NATHAN DETROIT

the beast is there/other males from disney

"in a hedge fund created by madoff, madoff madoff the jew,
if the size of your trust fund you want to increase
he'll arrange that u go broke in quiet and peace'
the oldest established, top secret, memebers only hedge und in new york"

yeah those were the days...
now were reduced to this, selling our collectible princess asses
little mermaid emeges from a sewer grate
spitting, gaggain

Ariel:
"that was paticularly noxious, i must say, but i do need the money"
Beauty:
"squidbert again?"
Ariel:
"worse, sponge bob and some crab wanted a tag team, heinous"
Beauty;
"EWWWWWWW"
Areil:
"but as i was washing the crab cum outta my hair i heard of a place...a special place, its an island in the medeterrainian sea, an island of great joy"

Big musical number about the isle of LESBOS

they rest of it writes itself
they struggle to reach the island and overcome obstacles and happily live ever after in the warm embrace of lesbianism.