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since 2005 i've been picking at this keyboard. the thoughtstreams flow, who knows from whence they came, or to whence they go? enjoy the ride...... i am

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Jesus was aboorted last spring in a new dehli clinic offering 350 rupee for each operation and 790 for sterilization(150 if you are a male). The line stretched for blocks. Biblical scholars with an interest in keeping the second coming from happening targeted the Indian city as the place most likely to see the second coming and started offering the operations in late april last year, concluding the initiative when the statue of mother mary wept blood in Rio foretelling the death of the latest savior embryo. This is the fourth "jesuscide" reported in the last century and the second to have taken place in utero.
We all remember the rumors of the teen jesus stoned by the palestinians in the early 40's, and of the black jesus lynched right before he picked up his magic powers on his 18th birthday in alabama in the 1800's. Science is clearly having the upperhand over faith here in the early parts of the 21st century as prognosticators and fortune tellers are so much more advanced than before with the advent of intrusive web cams, you tube and blogs to be fed into the data matrix that controls every aspect of our moden lives.
I've said to much already. Protect your data. Scribble is much safer. write in code. felixus del gato esta morte'. bloated fascimile paragon. tofu warrior.

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