machine man
i am what i eat
raw materials consumed and voided
the banana reminds me of the shit i just shat
same basic shape
this machine will not run on distilled spirits until management is satisfied with the waistline/health
ive heard rumors of people who have controlled thier blood pressure thru diet
that sounds like a fun thing for machine man to tackle next

i am a poker machine
programed to play perfect poker and extract maximum value from those foolish enough to sit with me at the card table
sometimes random sequences of cards seem to foul up my computer, but thats just gods way of keeping things fair for the lessr evolved species of machinery

i am a love machine
a hugging kissing thing
every now and again the activation codes are entered into my nervous system and friskiness ensues
but its a complex sequence
hotties do not have the patience for it anymore
the skill to coax the cobra from the basket
swaying to the tune they play on their pipe
i am hypnotized, if the hottie has any musical skills
snake putty in her hands
then the putty does what putty does when exposed to air
and nature takes its course

i am a word machine
an apologetic word machine
hiding from the results of my carefully crafted sentences by hiding these same sentences in scribbled notebooks
apologizing to all about my lack of output and follow through because writing seems alot like work in many ways
im self-programmed to avoid work
work is for suckers, afterall.....

who knows?
the boozelessness affects my sleep considerably
i may have to peck away until sleep takes me
this tossing and turning is for the birds
my body knows that im a few quarts low these days
reprogramming an unquenchable thirst