there are gasoline additives in the drinking water
pesticides on the crops
transfat in aunt jemima
thats right
aunt jemima is trying to kill you too
don't trust her
so many killers on the loose
its overwhelming if you look at the big picture
so you have to focus
like oj on his wifes killers
focus and pursue and catch the rat bastards
one rat bastards at a time
Aunt Jemima is KILLING ME
is what the sign will say
as i protest outside jemima headquarters
what i did on my summer vacation
i brought aunt jemima down to her knees with my clever protests
and while she was down there
heh heh
and then she
and then i
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........as she lay there, purring, jemima told me that there had never been another man in her life who had totally satisfied her in the way that i had, even Mr. Clean, who seemed like he knew his way around a clitoris, but, sadly, gave head like a gay man.
Then when she found that tube of anal lube in his bag, she knew, mr clean was "in the navy" the latest chic term for homosexuality coined duirng the vh1 where are they know village people special.
"Thats when i knew he was definitely in the navy" Jemima sighed "i knew he was too fine for me, thats why i loves you bakeowski, u ugly as shit and best be grateful for the tonnes and tonnes of lovin that i provide"
I laughed at her and grabbed the pitcher of pancake batter i had hidden earlier.
"patty cake patty cake" I chanted as i dribbled the batter upon her heaving ebon breasticles

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