80 percent of college grads never open a book again
something like the same percentage never walk into a bookstore
thats why im selling my book at gas stations and seven elevens
it will have to catch the eye of the gas buying public and the eye of the dude who is just inthere to buy a blunt.
the title will have to cause a fight and probably i will need boobs
a second offering will try to entice the female
the female who wasnt attracted to the boob/gas/pot themed cover
the typical american gal
the elusive beauy
the muse, the sphinx the pruduct of fever dreams
the results oriented gal, who knows just wher eyou fit in her life plan
the female who just wants gas...
but whats this? ..........
that book is provoking me to buy it
..........
with its provacative title and alluring artwork..it speaks to me on a genetic level as a female
ive got to have that book about...
knitting the perfect jockstrap?
untraceable household poison combinations?
the puppy and unicorns are super awesome club?
im close
im very close
coming to a gas station near you with a series of boooks for true americans who want easy to read books about things they can easily understand that arent the tv guide
im going to flesh out the puppy/unicorn idea and write the first couple of chapters and shop it around
that idea has legs
something like the same percentage never walk into a bookstore
thats why im selling my book at gas stations and seven elevens
it will have to catch the eye of the gas buying public and the eye of the dude who is just inthere to buy a blunt.
the title will have to cause a fight and probably i will need boobs
a second offering will try to entice the female
the female who wasnt attracted to the boob/gas/pot themed cover
the typical american gal
the elusive beauy
the muse, the sphinx the pruduct of fever dreams
the results oriented gal, who knows just wher eyou fit in her life plan
the female who just wants gas...
but whats this? ..........
that book is provoking me to buy it
..........
with its provacative title and alluring artwork..it speaks to me on a genetic level as a female
ive got to have that book about...
knitting the perfect jockstrap?
untraceable household poison combinations?
the puppy and unicorns are super awesome club?
im close
im very close
coming to a gas station near you with a series of boooks for true americans who want easy to read books about things they can easily understand that arent the tv guide
im going to flesh out the puppy/unicorn idea and write the first couple of chapters and shop it around
that idea has legs
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