this is the point in the movie where the heroic alcoholic dumps the booze in the toilet and starts to take a sober look at what has become of his life
maybe its a crisis that makes our hero make this radical change in life
altering his body chemistry and makeup so drastically
eliminating alot of empty calories
no more stomach acid nights of sleepless alcoholic tossing and turning
and the booze was eating up valuable memoir writing time
its the age of the asshole
i want to have an asshole off
who is the biggest asshole on tv?
who is the biggest literary asshole?
ALOT of writers are assholes
asshole writers of america....
a series of interviews with writers doing press things
and the asshole answers to questions about his assholer....
your rape scenes have a vivd first person feel to them
how many have you goten away with cuz your a famous writer?
ill make you famous baybee
just let me slip it in your anus bay bee

the asshole expert
advanced assholery
a tool bag for tools

each show ends with the interviewee saying
are you calling me an asshole on tv?
really? and the wrestling match that occurs to try to smash my camera
have a camera that is made to be destroyed by the asshole
and have a second camera secretly filming the encounter
and secret cameras at the payoff
whe have footage of you at assholewriter dot com...