my non profit agency is established to try to get more people to drink at work
jobs are more fun when you drink
so ill write a quick book about how to be a drunk teacher
types of booze to drink
booze delivery systems
avoiding the man
im going to bring some rum to the coffee shoppe
get one of these chicks buzzed
on their new frozen concoction machinethe 200 pound behemouth that was delivered
mid day
to the curb
thats when i packed up and left
cuz the owner of the cafe didnt have a plan
he and his wife ordered it
thought it would be a profit center for their little java empire
saved money on delivery by choosing the curbside option
otehrwise they have to pay a teamster and his helper two hours union wages to bring it up the steps and in the shoppe
so i saw the owner scratching his head
and wondering how the shit was going to levitate into the shoppe
and i refuse to enable a cheap ass business man
im not an enabler
so i left
before the heavy lifting began
cuz thats how i roll and shit