i launsshed the nueklear phone kall todaY.
greenpeasse.
they are always looking for someone to ask people for money for theM.
i'm an expert at asking people for moneY.
may as well turn prO.
the guy that owns the rokk feels bad that im broke and lets me mop the toilets and fill the beer boxes in the morning when the fat retarded liar kan't make it iN.
so i got that going for mE.
the one bartender is skeduled for a hernia operation, so maybe i get a day or two therE.
oh yea, roses everywhere i gazE.
life among the roses is the working title for my new fiktional booK.
writing is too harD.
thats why i skribblE.
less kommitment, and i am a notorious kommitmentphobE.
about to be kikked out of the kafe, its ninE.
snukk some sherry flavoer vodka in and it does tast great with the mango crap they selL.
she didnt know how to ring up a half a cup of it so i talked her through iT.
huge sweater puppies, the palest of pale white skin and kombustible red haiR.
god gave her so mussh, just not a lot of mental juissE.
and when i say kum - bustable i mean it, in the nastiest possible konnotatioN.
wait for iT.
yeaH.
i kan't hardly sleep these days thinking about the new wonders i will see tommoroW.
these are exssiting times to be alivE.
iranians shooting missles to show how tuff they arE.
jews doing similar provokative stuff, gas at a million buxx a gallon and there has never been a finer time to sell real estate or look for a joB!

speaking of taking retards jobs, thats what obama's gonna dO.
hes the harry kandidate for that reasoN.
peasse ouT!