model search for my end of the world issue
bikinis and tarballs
may as well make some money off of environmental apocalpse
ill put an ad on craigslist and take the digital camera to the beach
and take some photos
fashion mavens are already trying to frame black spots as "free maryilyn monroe beauty marks"
take a dip in the gulf
come out looking like a legendary screen hottie
the shit should be shut down in mid august
by
BPs estimates
they have a history of truthfullness
u can trust them
JEEEEEZ
i better get cracking on my book if its ever going to be dome before the end of the world
thats a pretty good deadline
the wheels are going to fall off sometime this winter
so the book has to be slammed out now
no more sleep
this is truly a DEADLINE
when the first school of dolphins wind up dead on the shore
thats when you wil know what the toxic capacity of the ocean is RE number of parts per million in oil
the smarter fish are migrating
the dumb ones are migrating
organisms are designed to move away from toxins
hell this is a just evolution at lightspeed
the seas were getting used to micro amounts of plastic in the food chain
as the texas sized floating reefs of plastic bottles degrade into bite sized chunks that made their way into the food chain
this is just a little faster
buy a shotgun
buy lots of shells
play some R.E.M. at the high decibel levels
get out of the cities before the shit hits the fans
they will close off the expressways with military troops when they impose martial law to proetedt the residents of the richer areas from the starved and crazed roving mobs of looters