a waitress was arrested for peeing in the street on her way home from the job we both got drunk oN. she went to jail when the pills she mixed the wine with made urination on a public thoroughfare seem like a good idea to heR.
shes alot of fun to work witH.
this gig was on a friday nite andin her words, :fuck it its friday im gonna party"
no pills for me tho, oh welL.
always the bridesmaid, never the bridE.
this chica is married and just does the waitress thing for fun moneY.
I wonder if she got paid for that nitE?
i dont see why not, she did put the hours in, the street cleaning came later in the evening when she was off the clocK.
someone get her a lawyeR.
how did she manage to get so blasted with 5 managers working on the job that eveninG?
the same way i did, have the bartenders, who also hate their jobs and may also be alcoholics as well, pour wine into empty soda cans and take the now wine-laden soda cans out back fer a lil drinky winkY.
she was loud, towards the end of the nite, but i never saw the pee thing cominG.
i thought she was a veteran partieR.
you never can telL.
she looked like the type who maybe danced at a strip club when she was in college and talked like a sailor, so one would imagine that she would be able to handle a few percasetts, but you never can tell no can yoU?
amatuer alcoholics give functional alcoholics like myself a bad namE.
hell, im a much better waiter whne in trashed because it quells my violent thoughts and makes me happy to be at worK.
i have the perfect job for an alcoholiC.
think of her resume
reason for leaving last job
pissed in the street after work an poly-substance abuse
maybe i am not the biggest loser in the world
but i know some of them
shes alot of fun to work witH.
this gig was on a friday nite andin her words, :fuck it its friday im gonna party"
no pills for me tho, oh welL.
always the bridesmaid, never the bridE.
this chica is married and just does the waitress thing for fun moneY.
I wonder if she got paid for that nitE?
i dont see why not, she did put the hours in, the street cleaning came later in the evening when she was off the clocK.
someone get her a lawyeR.
how did she manage to get so blasted with 5 managers working on the job that eveninG?
the same way i did, have the bartenders, who also hate their jobs and may also be alcoholics as well, pour wine into empty soda cans and take the now wine-laden soda cans out back fer a lil drinky winkY.
she was loud, towards the end of the nite, but i never saw the pee thing cominG.
i thought she was a veteran partieR.
you never can telL.
she looked like the type who maybe danced at a strip club when she was in college and talked like a sailor, so one would imagine that she would be able to handle a few percasetts, but you never can tell no can yoU?
amatuer alcoholics give functional alcoholics like myself a bad namE.
hell, im a much better waiter whne in trashed because it quells my violent thoughts and makes me happy to be at worK.
i have the perfect job for an alcoholiC.
think of her resume
reason for leaving last job
pissed in the street after work an poly-substance abuse
maybe i am not the biggest loser in the world
but i know some of them
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