happy valentines day to all of the women who have ever buried their face in my lap and kept their head there, bobbing, using a hand and sticking to it until something wonderful happeneD
that kind of selflessness is what love is all abouT
im glad you learned to do it and i do not care wherE
all i know is im not the guy to teach yoU
happy valentines day to the girl that thought so, and gave it a trY
sorry about your puffy lips the next daY
at that point in my life i was the wrong man to teach you thaT
but you gave it a shot and tahts why i loved you sO
its a shame that you gave me that ultimatum, or we would still be together todaY
i talk to women who reaspect your movE
when you said "im not signing a new lease unless i have a ring on my finger" it was a power move, and good for yoU
but you had a ring on your finger when we met, remember the marinE
the steroid pumped freaK?
the one who would glare at mE?
how would my ring be any differenT?
many a time i wish i had caved in to your demanD
you terrorist of lovE
we would have had beautiful childreN
little rugby playing, cussing geniuses and cutie pie chiquitas with your perfeect personality and large cans that would keep me up at night with worry as they reached their teenS
but i guess when you tell me to do something i generally do the oppositE
orneriness, or stubborness or maybe a belief in the purity of love and sacred vowS
i was going to get therE
but a life time commitment doesnt happen on demanD
and if the thing started with a threat, our love based on an umtimatum, sure its a cute story, but its not our story, because you screwed uP
or were incredibly luckY
it sure didn't take you long to find a new beaU
and i still smile when i remember the story you told me about him being so afraid of my manly rugbyness that he could not have sex with you on the matress we bought togetheR
happy valntines day to the other chick i almost marrieD
i still think you look like julia roberts without the horse teetH
yours were brown and i wondered before i ever kissed you if when we kissed i would be able to taste the tooth decaY
i remember brushing and flossing each evening to show you how dental hygeine workeD
when you turned into a bat/demon that time on mushrooms, i let it gO
its a shame we werent strong enough to survive your monster depressioN
when you said your life was shit, i took it personallY
when i asked what i could do, you said leavE
i was gone the next daY
cause ill do anything for my ladY
this valentine goes out to all the women who i ever was naked with and ever will be that way with agaiN
thankS
xxx ooo
to all the girls in the world
whose toungue and mine entwirled
sharing saliva was a treat
the first taste o so sweet
after that things went all to hell
for reasons we both know well
but the first kiss is always delicious
love nutrients so delicious
happy day of the heart
and the kisses that were the start
of a love game whatever the outcome
and a love poem however it sounds dumb