ahh, the delicious freedom of unemployment
i have a future again
no longer stuck in a deadend rut
trapped in a shitty job

instead im drinking at noon again
in my underwear
surfing the web for my future
who knows what i will be this time
with every resume i email i am
going thru the motions

it would appear to the untrained eye that i am seeking employment
but my too candid cover letters
and my resume which covers not only my jobs
but ironic commentary
you would have to be a weirdo to hire me from that 1-2 combo
and if they want weird
they got it
freakishly weird
but i will be good at whatever i do
so why do it for humorless assholes?
im gonna start cracking jokes wherever i work
so why not on the resume?

at least thats the master plan
until i start my own company
assholes, inc.
why do a half assed job at being an asshole
hire a professional
do the job right
our assholes won't blink

speaking of assholes
i saw a tv commercial today about baby lotion
it makes your skin feel like hers
it shows a MILF stroking her skin in a seductive manner
shes enjoying the silky softness of it
ok ive seen this movie before
is this the one where she continues the explorations of her softness?
it sure looks that way to me
and what are they selling?
baby lotion?
is this kiddy porn?
or at least subliminally suggesting the same?
i mean for real, she is one fine MILF
and the way the commercial is shot
teh way the camera caresses her
and her reactions to her silky soft skin are soft core porn precursors

the way it is shot, she is an object
an object of desire

sex sells
but in a baby lotion commercial?
these truly are srange times we live in

and stay away from the tv this week unless you like looing at bloody arab death masks
how long before this image pops up on teeshirts?
congratulations tv, youve turned him into an icon
that image will become a recruiting tool
and hes all laughing and shit now
cuz hes up there in heaven with the 48 virgins
and tupac and biggie and elvis and marilyn

in icon heaven
they will never die
seared forever into the hive mind that is tv
ready to be pulled out of storage whenever they need a reactio
this is the face of evil
but who will be the new one?
who will step up and become the new anti-hero
maybe they should send simon cowell over there

IRANIAN IDOL
axis of evil edition
the show where you get to pick the next boogey man
who will it be america?
which one of these desert dweelers from across the globe scares you the most?
this week see IRANIAN ICON EVERY NIGHT AS WE HAVE THE TRYOUTS
who will get the ticket to mafwaki and a chance to compete to be the next IRANIAN IDOL