it would be hilarious if i won the pokerstars blogger tourney
what a hoot

even better fun to learn to write web pages
yeah bi-atch, thats a link

all part of my learning curve

and then from there on to the world series of poker
thats a book that writes itself
and another link, (darn im good)
for now i must focus
jedi like on my goals

learn web shit so i can work from home and win free money online
they are giving away 37 grand worth of shit

why not take a shot at it?
why not sell out
thus the little ad on my spot
and let me tell you a secret
if you are really, really high
and really really drunk

do not

i repeat

do not
log onto pokerstars and play

even if you win for a few minutes there
and are invincible
say, you are up 400 dollars in ten minutes
do not open up two more tables
and put 500 bucks in play on each
for a total of 1700 in play
dont do it

because you might lose it all and have to find a job

because maybe you arent invincible at the poker table when drunk off your ass and smoking some high grade cheeba

im just telling you as a friend
woring is for suckers

i have my little nest egg building again
soon ill take my baby bird embryo holder to the casinos and play live again
if i get a new bank account maybe it will be more pokerstars for me
right now my bank sorta is looking for me
something about bounced checks
i was expecting that fat 1177 tax refund
and then the bastards at student loans stole it from me
and it ruined my financial picture almost as much as that disatrous evening on pokerstars

hmmm
counting that loss to uncle sam
that makes three times this year i lost more than a thousand dollars gambling in one session
the first time,
at least i was working
so i could handle it
aces full is a great hand
i can take it
the second time was just stupid
and ended my career as an online pro for a while
the third time was the gamble that the student loan people were too dumb to catch me
live and learn