mocha-latte butt cleavage
on the barstool to my left
and instead of just being a lonely passive dorky loser observer
im conversating
she and her bonita dominican chiquita comrade are talking about taking over the world

a program i heartily and enthusiastically endorse
i cant argue with the fact that these two fine womenfolk seemed to have taken the best parts of whatever their mixed ancestries are
they both seem to have reached into the genetic blender and cherry picked the best shit out
the dominican mamasita also claims to have great genetics
which i am also a fan of
so i guess to take part in this plan ive got to find myself a zulu woman to blend genetics with
or a dark haitian i can speak french too in our little chez des amour
i hope thats not "hat of love"
i hope that meant love shack in fench
maybe an indian goddess will allow me to move up a caste or two
as she teaches me the intricasies of fat old buddha and his love styling secrets
it would be irresponsible of me to breed with another albino
white bread has no vitamins
too refined
all the nutrients are left in the mill
because i belive in sweeping global vision statements i have to announce to the world my new policy of no sperm for white women
sorry baybee
well, as long as you promise not to spit my seed into your hand and jam it into your vagina
i guess we can make it work
just this once
just because its your special birthday present
but you have to promise to swallow
and sign here
here and here
ill have to get the forms printed up
and maybe your sister can too
since shes dying of cancer
and its her last request
im a big fan of the make a wish foundation
big supporter
so its he wish to blow an unemployed fat idiot
she has her dream
i have mine
mine is caramel coloered shildrne frolicing in the surf of my equatorial hut overlooking crystal blue waters
me, im the village idiot/fisherman/tutor/wiseman/retired genius
the goal is to win one six figure poker tounrament
and retire on the sea
in a place where people live on a few thousand a year
put it in some bank and await the apocalypse
living off the interest
with a broad shouldered woman of color
making caramel babies
with superior genetics
and exemplary ethics
a race of philospher warriors
to better withstand the coming plagues
as mother earth gets her revenge on mankind for fouling her so savagely
its coming
you can bet on it
it will be ugly for a while in the cities
quarantines enforced by machine gun
designer surgical masks
its a gucci
i accessorizes so well with my jewel encrusted my fendi oxygen tank
i mean we cant be expected to stop going out as billions die
its not my fault they were born poor
a girls gotta party
youre only young once
its not my fault theres a plague
mother earth tried to warn us
this week the nytimes noted that the thrush population in nystate is down 75%
they thought it was acid rain
till science dude did mercury tests on the birds
birds eat worms
worms eat dirt
dirt with mercury in it
mercury from the coal plants that are allowed to burn mercury laced coal due to eased environmental regulations
i think that was george bush senior that relaxed those business crippling regulations
i mean
hows a guy supposed to compete?
and i have all this cheap mercury tainted coal
just sitting there
so like the canaries in the coal mine going down when the air gows bad
the thrushes in ny state are going dodo
and since oil is too high
we are opening 100-150 more coal plants in the next ten years
yeah
that makes sense to me
when i find the motherfucker who taght me to read im gonna do some damage
the more i read the angrier i get with the greedy ignorant assholes who run the world
the more i read the more i relize its hopeless
so bring on the apocalypse
i like a good fight
road warrior was one of my favorite movies
im ready
and if im not so what
this isnt the time or place for philosophers
this is the great age of ignorance
the epoch of untruth
the era of illusions
turn on your tv truth
buy buy buy
one last dance on the tilting titanic dance floor
the captain says this ship wont sink
the captain knows we are addicted to oil hes working on it
trust him
hes rich
he needs us to prey on to live his parasite lifestyle
its in his best interests to keep us alive
and paying taxes
otherwise hed have to work
so when oils 200 a barrel
and theres national guardsman in your neighborhood
and its martial law
dont worry
its a market correction
and if i dont win the poker tourney
my back up plan it to move to the mountains of utah and find myself a mormon woman
with a bunker full of mercury tainted tuna
and an understanding of suffering
and we can wait out the bad stuff underground
then take over the world
and if that plan doesnt come thru
if no mormon women read my ad on criags list, utah
if no mormon women send for me
their mail order husband
theres always the oblivion of alcohol
so at least i have a plan
how bout you?