hanging out with peedy crack at the tgif
the tgif where i used to work
the one where allen iverson would come in
and id fuck with him
because thats what i do
i told peedy crack
the rapper
the rocafella recording star
the heavily tattooed gangsta
who rolls with beanie segal and freeway
beanie who sings
"who the fuck want what?"
with a " dillinger in his sleeve"
i told peedy
i mean
mr crack
how i got fired
i said
mr crack
no offense
but i lost my job teaching english in north philly
because i said these three words
words i heard
900 times a day
900 times a day
5 days a week
two and a half years of this
i say it once and im gone
what you say says peeedy
i mean
mr crack
these three words
bitch asss nigubbb
crack cracks up
cracks heavily tattooed gangsta roadie cracks up
saying
thats the funniest shit i ever heard
900 times a day
i told them about challenging the bitch ass niggubb to a fight and that he could bring two friends
and they just laffed harder
and im not saying
the R word
im saying nigg ubbb
its the way respectful white homies who really understand drop the n bomb without gettin killed