humid days in the warehouse
sticky,sweaty,dirty
greasy dirt from the motors and heavy industrial dust that could be a hundred years old
nothing finer than a day in the warehouse
sweat trickles ballward
you develop a manly form of diaper rash
mine comes where my immense balls rub against my thighs
i have to walk bowlegged for the last few hours
the backside of my balls where they meet my thighs are rubbed raw
vaseline burns the exposed flesh at this point
it seemed like a good idea to rub a healthy handful there
but no
fire
i sit forward on the bus seat to give my balls some relief
sitting on them just seems like more torture
they need a rest
i have to stop a few times on the walk from the bus stop
tighter underwear might do the trick
trap them against my taint
gotta buy a few sizes too small
but that gets uncomfy too
talcum powder was reccomended
powdery balls
thats a new one
life is cetainly an adventure these days
and with the tenderness one has to hope to avoid the fingernails of ones lover
could be big trouble
in an area that is often so delightful
my newly ironic balls
now are dangerous
painful
new vistas in balldom
and suddenly a title appears out of the meandering rubbish
new vistas in balldom
sounds kinda like an anthology one would buy for ones literature course
this text covers modern movements in balldom from a sociohistoric viewpoint as well as feminist and world cultural perspective in balldom
the piece on saddams balls
"bouncing from spiderhole to gallows"
is an especially poignant modern exploration of balls politics and the human condition as it pertains to a very specific set of until recently very pamperd balls
a true ballian tragedy
reads like shakespeare