im trying to encouragr a friend of mine who hates her job at the whole foods market to just hang on a little while longer
at least thru barbeque season
she could
'forget'
to ring up a few big fat hormone free beef steaks
she could claim, when caught, that the job is driving her to abuse prescription meds
which make her sleepy
which makes her forget to ring up a few steaks every now and then and maybe some sushi too
she could say she hates smiling
always has
and has been forcing it
and if shes a new abuser of drugs their treatment program would cover her
she coul claim she hates to sell meat to the carnivores which is why she handles the steaks delicately
and its only natural that so unnatural an act would give her nightmares
somthing so against god
what with the capitalism exploiting the poor cows and the poor workers it could be quite a nightmare for a truly sensitve person to have a job
it would only be natural to go insane
she would have to set it up just right
make the right remarks in front of winteesses to get the proper documaentation
then she could live the dream
workmans comp by reason of hypersensitivity and resulting insanity
yeah baybee
oops i aint sposed to say baybee no more