stop and frisk
the leading mayoral candidate wants to stop and frisk people on the streets to quell the shootings
so now we have to talk to cops?
what if we dont feel like talking to a cop that day?
its not like theyre gonna stop and frisk me
im not in the target demographic
im not young and black
but what a fucking pain in the ass that shit is
what if a politically correct cop or two decided to hassle white dudes on the street
stop and frisk a dozen lawyers on the way into city hall
stop and frisk a few dozen tourists
yeah, the way he was holding the map and the fact that he didnt seem to understand english indicated that he was high in drugs to me so i frisked him
the other candidate wants to hire a thousand more cops
i may have to move
legalize drugs and the profit goes away
and the jails empty
but jails are good business
so stop and frisk puts alot more kids in jail
and we build more jails
and jails create jobs
invest in orange jumpsuit manufactureres
invest in bar makers
invest in handcuff manufacturers and the makers of laceless sneakers
youll get rich