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i witnessed an awesome combination of fury, athleticism, and sexuality last night on roller skates

these chix were knocking the shit out of one another
i went into the nite thinking the hostile city honeys were my kinda team
i left knowing new heros

awed by their athleticism
enraptured by thier attributes

floored by their physicality

these bitches kick ass

nena knockout is tougher than half of the rugby players i know
she brings it AND throws it around
every other girls head is on a swivel
wondrin where the KO is coming from
and boom
jammer down jammer down

teflon donna is a big bag of ornery lightning to KO's thunder
all of a sudden shes behind you then by you
and if you are her opposing jammer your head-ache is soon to arrive

then those redhaired valkyries on skates
the jersey bitch and felony griffith
swooping out of the clouds
smiting and fighting and skating and creating holes fo their ho's to skate thru and score
oohhh and that felony can jammmm
if theres an inch or two of space felony will find it and squak through on one wheel while contorting her lithe frame into "mr fantastic"-an proportions
they also imported a lovely wilmingtonian on to their team last night
ali-coholic really throws her delightflly ruebenesque hottness around
and if we are talking hotties that skate real fast dont forget about anti-dote
in an eyeblink shes around the track again doing crazy physics shit with her low center of sexy gravity

we are talking athletes
we are talking crazy-sexy
we are talking impact
we are talking hostile city hottties,
those hostile city honeys