I cant sleep because my heads on fire

420 am

Nice time to start slinging some prose

There aint no party like a philly word mafia party

Cuz a philly word mafia don’t stop

The mafia was out last night with signs and paid homeless picketers

Their question was

Will I get in trouble or arrested?

I told them that if they saw me running they should do the same

My sign said id rather be illitereate than read eggers

Who has the ability to write and pat himself on the back at the same time

Im all in favor of having a healthy ego

But if its going to be out there

At least provide some entertainment with the confusion you so

I found myself giving interviews last night

Nice lady from the Philadelphia tribune

I got her card somewhere

She asked my why

Why phillywordmafia.blogspot.com?

I said did you read his shit

She said she did

I said, then you know

Then shes one of us

Numbers growing daily

The philly word mafia is coming soon to a literary even near you

Last nights author cloaks himself in the battle for illiteracy

Donates proceeds from his pirate store to the cause

Must be hiding something

Or a saint

Do you know any saints?

I know one she broke my heart

But she was one

But this aint about her

It’s a funny feeling, holding a sign

Walking at people, fielding questions, seeing them veer to avoid your path and protect the old ons they are walking with from the wild eyed maniac with the sign

I was working on a chant

2-4-6-8 , its eggers prose we really hate

But we were running late and didn’t co-ordiante well

A little more coordination and we had ourselves a meadia spectacle

Just offering a little counter programming to the sheep

The sheep weren’t receptive

Yet

We need to make our message more sheep friendly to win converts

I was very pleased with the efforts

One of the homeless temporary word mafiosos asked if he could make a couple more bucks if he held two signs

that’s initiative

His signs said dave eggers killed my puppy and edders prose is a yolk

Dave eggers caused global warming did not get any play as it was all too exciting to be giving interviews

Gawd

The damn paparazzi were thick

Hope the oe dude wasn’t from the city paper

One of the word