my efficiency is often mistaken for laziness
i can often see the best way through things
being single the most efficient thing is to flirt with all women
while i may lose a little on the
hottie feeling special meter
i win when im noticed by the fairer sex
and if anyone dares flirt back
i have measures to take
conversational forays to bring to the front
heavy artillery laying in wait
days months years down the road
im just waiting for a hottie to return serve
no underhand lobs here
im talking serena style service
im talking power
im talking speed
im a bulldozer with racing stripes and flames painted on the sides
i was jacked to the hilt until the show got cancelled
i was sure wonderment would happen tonight in nyc
but the show was cancelled by dastardly neighbors of the joint
citing noise violations
i was ready to get my philistine scene on
gonna get all biblical on some hot one
i can feel it coming in the air tonight
maybe global warming is throwing off my instincts
or maybe
and mre likely
the little refugee cat in heat
that i just adopted with her offspring
is just making me think more about love
as she yowls and raises her tail in vain