for my next million
im producing a miniseries
its about a couple of dykes with a fabulous spot
and their new houseboy
a reality show
a cooking show
a show about writing the perfct cookbook/novel hybrid/tv show magazine/website/weblob/multimedia exploitation of the peoples roles
except its all a fake
or is it?
did i forget to add multi level marketing company?
we start off with some seed money
find a comfy amount
maybe even monthly small donations for a bit
keep track of all show related expenses
whats this 200 dollar writeoff for brain food harry?
says one of the roomies
its for that purple kush half we all enjoyed last week
i motion that this line item be aproved
seconded?
second thankyou mister barker
all we need is a studio type aparment with high ceilings for the state of the art tracking shots that make this series distinctive
all security camera angle sometimes
extreme closeups others
use the nfl cameras on strings concept but make it go three dimensionally and zoom
then we will need some recipes
recipe books are the gimmick
seasonal recipies for healthy broke people
heres the tofu
heres some fresh veggies
heres the homemade bread
more sprouts anyone?
is that the title?
More Sprouts Anyone?

by

the killanelf-yall
word jawn

aka

killadelphia word mafia
killy word maaf
killyword
muff-ee-a
want to join the philly word mafia
take this simple writing test
print out this test page
and any other five pages at random
fill all available areas with verbal gems
edit masterful sentences from these guts of the story
best edited pages will be printed in the first annual pimp harrys blog contest magazine world takeover
to prove your philly writesrs mafia credentials please prove you are philly by answering these questions

the three best things to do on a monday in philadelphia are...


the best blacklandlord show i ever saw was the one...


rank in order of absurdity these groups
from most absurd to so absurd they think they are cool and so do we, sort of....
mummers, lawyers, klansmen, cops, politicians,bosses, serial child molesters

use as many of the above group memberships as you can into the personality of the next great sitcom star
season six
altarboys gone wild

entry fee for the contest should be hand delivered to any philly word mafia associate or friend of ours at any word mafia event, on random streets or at happy hour at the khyber pass pub where we may be blogging out assholery as early as this thursday
then mondays and thursdays
then we will see
the entry fee consists of some sort of support for our efforts
a photocopy manuscript of six pages, gloriously re-rendered
and your email so we can tell you what youve won
once we look into copywrite issues we will launch the mafia mothership and look out boring prose merchants
the skies are alive with cracklin fresh, deliciously tender word phrasings
mmmmm
good thoughtstream
now blink and make it happen
get people excited