i made a successful foray into my gambling enterprise.
business
im in the poker business?
im in the poker business
maybe
its an entry level position
not even an internship
its an unpaid internship that actually costs me money to participate in
kinda lke college
you pay them over tim and they try to get you some money later
im cutting out the middle man
cutting through the paperwork
i put down 120 and they give me 404 six hours later and that was only due to some outrageous good fortune and some outrageously bad play on my part at the end

I Coulda(shudda wooda) Made Thousands EASILY

let me repeat that sentence........easily


ICMTE
i see empty
i see empty is the name of our organization and our initials
i c empty and the last e is silent
what do we see empty?
my wallet
humanities future
your bed
we as an organization at ICMTE strongly believe in filling these three things with rewarding and enriching experiences
if my job is one day a week and i could easily make thousands then coming home with nothig os ok for a month or two while i learn my trade
a month or tow of serious mental effort, ONCE A WEEK
then i can dick around the rest of the time and work on my various side projects.....
because
you see
i am a very important blogger
i know people
but to show up in my blog it means you dont suck
except in the finest way humanly possible
except in the most selfless of all selfless acts
so
keep on not sucking world

when you dont suck too bad i may have something nice to say about you

otherwise i can see a summer of sweaty prose about the end of the world
which seem to write themselves as i stew in my juices here at the hideout
at the safe house
i provide a service to my fellow man
i am a friggin humanitarian of the highest order
especially now

the higherest order
skun k to tha deezil
ok

back to my very important blog
frogs and bats are dying
the oceoan is changing its PH more radically than it has in 650 million years
yeah
ahh progress
we can age an ocean faster than room full of razorblades, toddlers and trampolines
so the question to us all as modern humans is what time is it?
is it 1999?
life is just a paty and parties werent meant to last
rock out with your cock out?
ride the warhead down towards moscow whoopping and a hollerin and a wavng your cowboy hat?
or save your cardboard..buy funny looking lightbulbs...dont buy cotton, meat or diamonds
live on nothing but the morning dew and fairydust

one way is a lot more fun
one way is a lot more spiritual
but even st augustine had his confessions
if i kill a polar bear next week and eat its brain as sushi its only because i heard that prince song again
1999
and was reminded of the dying aphibains, bats and iceshelves
and said fuck it for a night
and i heard that polar bear brain sushi is the ultimate trip
their brains secrete a substance called brain freeze which insulate thier brains from the snow but give humans an everlasting buzz
damn that 5 foot minnesotian
ok i name dropped prince, st augutine, toodlers and polar bears
thats enough for the day
i dont really know prince but i pad to see him sing twice so i own a very small piece of his soul
i read some of the confessions but they put me to sleep more than anything
i see empty
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