trivia at the rock
the local bar
and its too hard for the locals
so the bartender
a schoolteacher
dumbs it down
and theres questions like
"name the hole in your body that poo comes out?"
and everyone is happier
its a dangerous bar to have an opinion in
people ask loaded questions
depending on who is there
trying to get you to make a statement that amounts to fighting words
in someones worldview
so itsa lotta fun
you can call someone an asshole
thats fine
we are all assholes down here
but never question the decisions
never rise to the bait
speak in generalities
when someone seeks specesifities at the bar is prolly cuz
the dude one bar stool over keeps his dogs in a cage all day
and you just said dogs should run and frolic in the sun
which is why you dont have a dog
if you love dogs so much........
gotta love the logical traps of the hard of thinking
gotta love trivia questions like what planetary body is in the air during night time?
during day time
during an eclipse
but i brought ringers
cuz i likes to win
so im now the king of trivia
scourge of jersey girls
master o' evil arcane knowledge