i always wanted to live in a rainforest
i thought id have to travel to brazil to live there
but it seems like im living in one now
every morning the trees dripping
ground squishing
grass gone wild
32 days of rain this summer
time to buld the ark
invest in mold

thanks to the good people at glowarmco

here at glowarmco we fill the air with chinese carbon dioxide from factories operating 24 hours a day
unless the olympics are in town
true story
they shut their mighty economic engine down so the athletes wouldnt die from gulping their toxic atmosphere
at glowarmco we feed you the meat you monkeys crave
in africa the waterbuffalo massacres are devestatin
groups of apes will descend from the trees
and attack an unsuspecting water buffalo
the lead chimp slams him with roids, the next steals his infant son to put in a box in a tree for waterbuffveal later
isnt nature great?
nature is about aggression
WE WON
WE WON
its only natural to be this way
we are following our instincts
our brains havent caught up yet
but thats why we as a species are creating super hard complex new problems for our brians to figure out
this is the age of the genius
or the new jesus
someone is going to have to bail the world out
obama is taking baby steps in the right direction
his efforts are being duly
(editors note: dully, in troof, dully)
duly noted by some nascent genius in the womb or in the crib
hell
maybe its so big a job we need twin jesi
the twin jessus
jesi to do the job and save the world
but the old love approach might not yeild results this time
we need a good strong leader with facist tendencies
and just pray you are in the in group this time around
because its going to be ugly....