i ate a bowl of evil today for breakfact
some poor cow was kept in a state of perpetual pregnancy
pumped with hormones
her calf ripped from her teat to be put in a box to make veal parmesean
the milk was then put in a huge truck which runs on dinosaurs souls,
dinosaur souls which when released into the world kill polar bears.
the truck goes to a huge factory which is making layoffs and cutting health plans and still puts the ma and pop milk producers out of business.
in the factory milk is boiled killing all the active enzymes and living nutrients, then its put into a container also made of dinosaur souls which was also trucked here from the middle of a desert full of hostile idle rich people who hate us or from the last rain forest in africa where they use rape and intimidation to make obscene profits all while destroying pristine forests, the last of their kind, the lungs of the world.
the milk is then trucked to a the market burning more souls to be enjoyed atop raisin bran.
raisins which are harvested by illegal immigrants whose lives are ruled by fear who piss in the neighboring spinach fields because they dont get bathroom breaks and when miguels gotta go miguels gotta go. wage slavery which is winked at by the government who regulary warns the multinational conglomerates who own miguels family when they are coming by so there is no break in productivity and profits. raisins that are then trucked in the above manner to a place where they make the wheat flakes which also taste like oil because of unsustainable modern farming practices which pump the flakes full of pesticides and fertilizers but the government sends them a check every year to support them and keep the dinosaur souls burning. a system is so wonderful that there is an acceptable level of mouse and rat feces per bushel of wheat which reaches our table still tasting more of oil than any other flavor. a government that cant even begin to try to focus on this question even tho the president is jesus christ.

i think this would make a wonderful childrens book

you gotta start early with the education of the future

before the tv takes hold of their supple minds and fills them with the consumptive curse.
the insatiable appetite

im thinkin really cute dinosaurs who are having a great time in heaven, chilling with biggie and tupac
and then are ripped out of heaven as their souls are burned which makes them angry and godzilla like in their wrath

which is the horror movie component of this package that im shopping around this year on the festival circuit
the sitcom folows the hilarious antics of miguel in his struggle to stay in this country
why not a sitcom about illegal workers?
it would be a hit!
call it lucy
but focus on ricky ricardo
write a script for the new lucy....
get it greenlighted, with SHAKIRA playing the role lucille ball made famouss because
then start adding the subversive migrant laborer pieces step by step because they test well in the focus group of retards with too much disposable incomes which is the key demographic