pussies that cant handle their booze infuriate me
they give alcoholics a bad name
i could not agree more that alcohol IS NOT FOR EVERYONE
my hot tennis partner is korean and her body treats it like poison
maybe shes from the same tribe that came over the landbridge and got all those nice smallpoxxy blankies from the nice white men
alcohol is not for people with weak minds and/or addiction problems
it can tantalize your belly every day around five
but who runs the show?
you or anheiser busch?
alcohol, when used properly, reframes the world
so you are a pussy with DUI's?
WAAAAAAH
dont blame the booze
blame the faulty wiring in your brain
pussy
i was in a sorry state yesterday
moping
the weight of the universe on my shoulders
a shot of extra fine tequila later i was smiling
and the world was not as shitty
(even tho it was)
anything that can turn my grumpy world weariness into applesauce and hula hoops is fine by me

im spozed to mope?
not bloody likely

if you are a pussy that cant handle your booze i feel sorry for you
i teach a seminar in alcoholism
ill be your consultant
ill dig deep into your brain to tell you why you have such a problem with the god bacchus
to blame the grape is insane
part of the whiny victims culture we have in this country
our breeding stock is being weakened on purpose
poussies that would have never outrun a sabretooth tiger are making more of their kind
shitting three times a day
fouling the genepool and the suddenly tiiny earth
7 billion is too many
8 billion is worse
mother nature has a doozie up her sleeve
a grand correction
apologize to your kids for bringing them into this burning house
its thirty years too late to have a jesus baby to save the world
jesus would be in middle school right now, but we'd have heard of him
unless obama is new jesus
ok
but hes the last hope
and he hasnt really stepped on any greedy rich fucks toes yet
i heard citibank described by an ex-employee as a greedy octopus that attatches itself to your face and sucks and sucks until every last dollar is extracted
we are doomed because of entities like them
the problem is money
the solution is to eliminate it
but that would make things way to hard for the princes of the world
people will figure it out
will start hungering for the fine marbled flesh of the billionaire
todays specail
flank of hilton, briased in brandy and rosemary over new potatoes with a mangoe chutney