ideas are bubbling along these days
its a strange correlation between the flow of my ideas and my mood in general

recently, it occured to me
that i can be very fun to be
so thats the man that you will see
if you're one of the bitches stalking me

the man still wants a piece of me
but he will still want tomorrrow
my life is run the way i like to do it
with my own peculiar efficiencies and conceits
like
keeping everything simple
its the basic principle in every self help book
in every manual of every training room
dont just keep throwing shit into your life likes it a long island iced tea or some bastrard cousin of it
the kitchen sink of drinks
the shangra la...
yeah, do a little research on them
long island ice teas were invented at bahr mittsphahavahs where they got their kids good and drunk so they can learn how to take advantage of people in college when they are learning to drink heavily for the first time and are starting to make decisions
a poifecct business opportunity..
the man is tricky with his little machines
and if indeed that IS the case
and the world is that tightly monitored
its a shame
because the ideas are really flowing now and i can feel the breakthrough dead ahead
first,
however i must increase my typing speed so it doesnt take forever to spout out this nonsense
right now i think and type like neanderthallus
thats the problem
i need a computer keyboard with sandwich bread slice sized keys for these ham hands of mine

invented in longisland
the long island tea
to take advantage of a population of upwardly mobile smart social climbers
bettering themselves thru education
a business that will tell you what books to read
and evaluate your understanding of these books for you
for a price
at the end you get a scrap of paper in a fancy frame and you are good to go
go out there young man
get yourself a job
at my office in our production studio
you are a writer now for a hit tv show
you will bring young college vibe attitude to the scripts
keep it real

go see your uncle, he needs another vp of sales
a friend of mine
or u against the cold cruel world

yeaaahhh
so my time will be spent amusi9ng myself working
if the job isnt funny
i dont want it
i have four funny part time jobs now
if i was cooler and the economy was better i coulda had a fifth one to go with them
but my boy took that
he needed the money
and im way down that list
asked him if he knew any reliable trustworthy drivers
didnt say me
a function of the economy more than a function of my integrity
i hope
i also hope to get one like that one in the future
too much to do a little bit
thats the job i want
the overpaid lazy guy who just has to have common sense
and free afternoons

ill tell you what books to read
and u can be part of the evaluation of your knowledge thru web-inars and directed readings on podcasts
my free college podcast
learn all you need to know about college before you go
how not to get ripped of by the predators that line the eaves on all college campuses
the fancier the building
the more places for the predators to hide
some predators are even building sized
yeah gates donates to you because we all sent him a few hundred......
buildiongs named after the worst elements of society
who
plagued by guilt at being such a vile predator
they want their name to live
as an example to the younger predators everywhere on the campus
what they can be
universally acclaimed
thats why my college is free
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