as christ put it
to paraphrase
"the great among you shall serve the weak"
so i guess ill open up a chain of jesus themed eateries
only hiring great people
like me
until then i guess ill pick up some waitering shifts here and there
god told me to tell you the specials
god wants me to refill your water glass and not to forget that extra salad dressing on the side
its good to finally acccept your role
to know that god has your back
now i can start aging gracefully