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since 2005 i've been picking at this keyboard. the thoughtstreams flow, who knows from whence they came, or to whence they go? enjoy the ride...... i am

Saturday, November 12, 2005

STATE OF THE BLOG ADDRESS
adress is one of those words i walwayt hink i spell wrong, like gauruntee and buereau, but i digress...
and thats what his is all about, digression and following the little thoughtstreams that trickle through my brain as they occur and going off topic and seeing where the words flow, where they take me.
if i had more discipline i could do the whole novel thing where i just "put the characters in a situation and see how they react to it and the novel just writes itself.
if i had more discipline id also have money, hot water, heat and maybe a real job.
so this cosmic fuckup vibe is the one im riding at the moment. its the wave i caught. it where the thoughtstream wound up after babbling into that brook, becoming turgid in the great river of misery that is the human condition, eddying and becoming tidal as we draw near the ocean, NOW WITH LESS SALT
ye, homemakers, OCEAN LITE has 10 percent less salt than the old style oceans, for those of you with salt restricted diets due to hypertension, diabetes and other diseases brought about by excess consumption due to prosperity.
the secret is melting glaciers. yeas folks, we at global co have nothing but your interests in mind so we are melting those nasty useless icebergs with our excessive industry, cuting down all those nasty air cleansing forest...and so on...
i never finish anything...
if i was slick i could put a link in here to the article about soot in the polar caps and glaciers from unburned deisel fuel that is black particles, that absorb heat in the form of sunlight and make once sheer white places turn grey. as they absorb the light more melting entails and then the water goes into the ocean and messes up the salinity which is responsible for the gulfstream which is responsible for the climate...
but thats boring thoery, and im an alarmist who always believes the last thing i read, and anyone who reads at all can tell you that its always been a bad time to be a sensitive pesron. they call that art. so maybe the human race wont be wiped out.
maybe after the global decimation there will need to be a new kind of human who lives more simmply and maybe thats what i need to do, add my genes to the gene pool so that the future has a chance...
so for the good of the species i will have sex with any woman who is ovulating and wants to raise a kid to save the planet. a kid with this winner sperm i carry with me in my nutsack. a race of philosopher/warriors.
but we better get started qickly ladies, the dullards and idiots and the greedy and the ignorant have a huge headstart on us, but its not to late and with some serious serious fornication and an aggressive program of masturbation and freezing of my genetic gold we can all get there. THIS WEBSITE NOW SPONSORED BY FIRST NATIONAL SPERMBANK FOR GENIUSES. for more personal service come by 321 reed st and hit the top bell. and bring some wine if you are ugly. id better start working on that first deposit now, ohhh yeahhhh....

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