sobriety is ruining my blogging
i have no interest in it when im sober or not hungover
it looks stupider, somehow
more self-indulgent
more like a colossal waste of time

but what good is time if you aint wasting it?
i mean, come on
where are you going so fast?
with all that energy invested in staying busy
productive futility

sold on to the idea that the future is all yours
so suffer today
it'll all pan out in the end
follow your dreams and goals
trust that this society somehow stays together long enough for you to enjoy the fruits of your labors
your precious, hard gathered fruit
that inflation is eating alive

so you work harder
get a second job
work overtime
only to be hard taxed by the man who needs money for more bullets
and then they change the rules to help their rich buddies cheat the same taxman
that you aint gotta prayer of beating

im sure this funhouse will go on
why wouldnt it?
too many people are making too much money
and most can make just enough not to be rioting in the streets
burning humvees
and eating the succulent pampered flesh of the drivers
kobe beef gets massaged so it stays tender
humvee owners get massages too
i have a great recipe for rich asshole souffle'
you have to marinate it in skunk urine for a week to get the taste of evil out of the meat
but after that its a pretty simple recipe
freeze it to kill the corruption in the flesh
then prepare the meat like you would any other

but the riots aint starting anytime sson
it hurts your chances of getting a job with benefits
so, play their game
dont cannibalize them
they could put in a good word for you with some other rich ahole
they'll always need someone to serve them drinks in their pleasure palaces in the sky
things arent as bad as they seem
walmart rules
learn to speak chinese, arabic or indian
be ready to serve your new monied masters of the universe in their own lingo
youll have a leg up on the competition
obey authority
can i take your order?
you want hummus with that?