being a beneficent and understanding god i will no longer allow genocide on my watch
the gene pool can go on without me
the sperm bank can stop calling and offering me outrageous sums for my essense
no longer will my seed be spilled
it aint fair
it aint fair to the sperm to whom i am god
to have them get their ho[pes up and wind up in a towel or a sock or on the inside of my underwear on the rare trip to get a lapdance
if not deployed, the little guys eventually become reabsorbed into my expanding universe
and those profiteers at the sperm bank are capitalist at their worst
selling single "genius spermatazoa" on ebay
garunteed fresh and viable for up to $2500 to women who want the best possible zyote
i supose it will still be possible to obtain my little swimming geniuses
but not while i am concious
i may have to install security
i caught someone sneaking into my hovel the other nite, trying to fellate me...
who says they have no feelings?
who says they have no culture, no society?
now i suppose if the right comely millionairess came a courtin
and proved her devotion to me
put me up in the guest house
and developed a trust fund for each of my little swimmers
i suppose i could once again release them into the world
but until that rare event happens, its pee only for my pecker
i will not be a party to sperm abuse
my little guys deserve better
whats out there for them anyway?
an agonizing death in a pool of stomach acid?
freezing to death in a discarded condom?
as the temperature drops below body temperature and the little guys cling to life like leonardo dicaprio in titanic?
slowly freezing to death then dissappearing forever into the cold void
holding on a until the very last second with no ovary in sight?

dont worry fellas
your creator loves you
your existense will not become a galactic joke
you can stay inside
where its warm and pointless
that whole competition thing is degrading anyway
the great sperm race
where only the strongest survive
and the rest die

end the sperm genocide now!

picket the local massage parlors and lap dance palaces

or embrace genocide and see what happens to your soul
when the trillions upon trillions of little zygotes that you wasted come back to haunt you with a vengance
revenge of the zygotes, zygotes from hell, in 3-d

or are you so fantastic a life form that the world needs more of you
running around
consuming resources
flushing toilets
creating tons of waste
yeah
the world needs more of you
have a shitload of kids
you are special
your special gift must be passed on to save the future
you are the one
the parent of a new race of gods
o wait
there were no wasted sperm in the immaculate conception now were there?
youd have heard about it
the one that missed
the little god sperms would have flown all around the world until they found ripe eggs
and we would have had a whole slew of sons and daughters of god
just that one single god sperm shot down by apollo or zeus or whomever
to hit that egg dead center in marys womb
and start saving the world
and thats the secret of being a just and loving god
one sperm per woman
its just about mental focus
being a sharp shooter
line forms to the right
no pushing, theres plenty for all
not the orgasm/genocide of the common man
one sperm per customer
first fill out this form and complete the essay
i deserve the genius sperm because...
five hundred words minimum
and come stand in line when you are ovulating
good luck on saving the future
and enjoy your sperm