im watching too much tv and its starting to bother me
specifically one commercial
its about a bear in the woods
hes a tame bear and must be reaclimated to the wild
i thinks its disney
anyway this bear is your classic fish out of water
hes hilariously unable to survive in the woods without the help of his pal
so the thing i dont care for is just one line
the bear, voiced by martin lawrence says to his pal
bros before does
a clever rewording of the gangsta rap maxim
bros before hos
and i guess its important to keep it street
to keep it real
and maybe you are clever enough to distract your nephew from it
or change the topic and maybe its not so bad
i mean, a kids gotta learn about mysogyny somewhere
why not from disney
its a sanitized mysogyny
mysogyny lite
its the next battle in the culture wars
being gay is now ok
next we will embrace the racists and mysogynists
poor unthinking products of society
is it their fault they grew up in a trailer?
can you really hold their views against them?
its important for kids to learn that you cant trust women
i mean they are conditioned by their mommies to think women are goddesses
so the messenger is a animated bear
and the message is bros before does
man power baybee
mens rights
its the beginning of a movement
i appluad disney in its efforts to unmask this terrible scourge of our society
a does place is in the glen
cloven hoofed and pregnant
im a stag AND i vote
but, seriously
these animated tales have become the nations babysitters
and maybe, just maybe, after watching it fifty times it starts to sink in
who knows how much conditioning is needed these days?
now you got gangstas in the babysitting business
first will smiths comedic take on sir mixalot in the animated fish movie
now this
bros before does
unless baybee got back
thens its all good
knawmeen?