i shared my balls with an audience last night
they were not well recieved
i admit that the story drifted near the end
and that the halloween part was just tacked on for extra points
but it wasnt bad for two hours effort
sadly, others had polished their work more
so i need so sit down and do the same
trim the fat
my english teechur girlfriend said i lost the crowd when i said "frooty"
they were enjoying the balls until then
but can i tell the tale of a bus full of nekkid rugby players without mentioning the gayness?
i just may offend some homos with this
sorry in advance
maybe i need a disclaimer at the beginning of the piece
no homos were harmed in the writing of this piece
and none should feel offended by my use of the word homo and any synonyms sprinkled liberally throughout as this is the ACTUAL DIALOG AND THINKING OF A REFORMED HOMOPHOBE
i aint scared of youse anymore
now that i understand you
thanks will and grace
but, jeez, i had to listen to the story about the gay wrestling coach and all the measurement talk
im just doing some counter programming
you dont have to be a fag to be artistic
oh shit
thats crossing the line
ill start the disclaimer over
warning
the following story contains adult situations and language and is meant primarily for the enjoyment of people who appreciate verbal dexterity and insane rambling digressions and diversions
coarse language may be used for comedic effect
no gays were bashed in the writing or performing of this piece and any perceived attacks on the homosexual population are entirely of your own warped construction and authorship you twisted oversensitive judgemental fruitloop
just kidding sodomite!
damn almost got thru it there
again
i must take it to the lab and polish it some more
this is the first draft
oh wait
i dont give a rats ass what some homo thinks about my balls
or stories generated by said funsacks
if u want to be offended its your choice
your right to choose to live your life that way
enjoy your life
and without further ado
enjoy this cleaner and more polished version of my balls
they were not well recieved
i admit that the story drifted near the end
and that the halloween part was just tacked on for extra points
but it wasnt bad for two hours effort
sadly, others had polished their work more
so i need so sit down and do the same
trim the fat
my english teechur girlfriend said i lost the crowd when i said "frooty"
they were enjoying the balls until then
but can i tell the tale of a bus full of nekkid rugby players without mentioning the gayness?
i just may offend some homos with this
sorry in advance
maybe i need a disclaimer at the beginning of the piece
no homos were harmed in the writing of this piece
and none should feel offended by my use of the word homo and any synonyms sprinkled liberally throughout as this is the ACTUAL DIALOG AND THINKING OF A REFORMED HOMOPHOBE
i aint scared of youse anymore
now that i understand you
thanks will and grace
but, jeez, i had to listen to the story about the gay wrestling coach and all the measurement talk
im just doing some counter programming
you dont have to be a fag to be artistic
oh shit
thats crossing the line
ill start the disclaimer over
warning
the following story contains adult situations and language and is meant primarily for the enjoyment of people who appreciate verbal dexterity and insane rambling digressions and diversions
coarse language may be used for comedic effect
no gays were bashed in the writing or performing of this piece and any perceived attacks on the homosexual population are entirely of your own warped construction and authorship you twisted oversensitive judgemental fruitloop
just kidding sodomite!
damn almost got thru it there
again
i must take it to the lab and polish it some more
this is the first draft
oh wait
i dont give a rats ass what some homo thinks about my balls
or stories generated by said funsacks
if u want to be offended its your choice
your right to choose to live your life that way
enjoy your life
and without further ado
enjoy this cleaner and more polished version of my balls
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