resolved
on this third day of summer
summer of sobriety
(with loopholes)
whereas it has been duly think upon and agreed upon by the id, the ego and the superego that it would be more fun to drink on vacation than taking an alcoholic vacation every night
i will hereby refrain from drinking and save that money usually incurred in booze costs and tip costs and supplemental costs of drunken consumerism heretofor written off under the "accounts payable drunken asshole accounts" into the "super duper binge drinking on vacation" fund
further
most free drinks will be refused citing my legendary steely resolve which is allegedly focussing upon having a booze free summer and thus also benefitting from a holistic health standpoint
as a birthday present to myself i should have a sleek torso by september 13th at which point i will reevaluate my position, quarterly, roughly coinciding with the seasons
theoretically this should free up alot of time for thinking and by the sheer magnitude of my geniousity i should show real progress towards goals that i am currently masticating
deep thoughts, once unclouded by a nightly haze of alcohol should thus flow more freely
in celebration of all this glorious thinking i will get shitfaced tommorrow on 1/2 priced margaritas with my favorite english bartender overpouring tequila
booze only on vacation
vacation defined as two hours travel time from my south philly abode via car meaning if i get to new york i may sneak into mcsorleys for a few
ok
its in print
its on a blog known for its accuracy
i guess its true
its done
i feel better already
now to start on those deep thoughts
hmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmm
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