god smiled on me and i won the poker tournament
god doesnt want me o work for an asshole anymore
so now i have to do god a solid and go spread the word
book of bakeowski
verse 10 blog 328
and he so loved his nephew
his vagbond, noncommital, out of wedlock nephew
that he rained good fortune upon his nephew
such that he never had to suffer an asshole boss again
for he so loved his nephew

open your hymnal to page 22
"nephew of the lord,
hear his holy word
worship at the poker table of the lord
raise his bet and steal his blind
and we sing this song of love
halla lou
halla lou
holler at your boy lou yeah yeah"