don, the old man downstairs, is worried
the new tenants are spanish
he has a theory about them
and several racist suspicions

they have to be better than the crackheads who stole our mail
and broke into my place, i counter

"Ahhh, tran(the landlord)
is an asshole"
is his answer

the crackheads said that the older, skinny , wrinkly, walking bag of bones was the father of the younger skinny bag of bones
but we knew the truth
when the younger one was arrested
and replaced within a week with a similarly skinny fellow

ahh, gay love
not as cinematic as the gay cowboy movie
which was pretty hard to take
with all the mouth kissing
and spitting on the hand before mounting
but i watched every minute
as a test of my willpower
if i can watch every minute of that movie i guess i could do just about anything i set my mind to
next stop, pluto