i may have to puke on dave eggers
to up the ante
to repay his marketing strategy in spades
when he paid people to protest him
it was just good marketing
when i puke on him its more of the same
i should just be careful not to publish this until after the incident
premeditated puking will get you time
ahhh, no one reads this anyway
ill stand in line for an autograph
hand him the book
express some platitudes and say i wanna shake your hand
hit him with the kung fu grip
drag him towards my vomitous self
im thinking 1 dollar double cheeseburgers at this point
i need a video crew
then i can start selling insurance
are u a celebrity
do you want to get to 2009 puke free?
buy my garunteed vomit insurance
my sales website will be puke-qeada dot com
pronounced "puke hater"
for a grand i promise i wont come to your live event and puke on you
can you see me at the oscars?
britnee spears is on the carpet
being interviewed
what are you wearing?
well, the dress is dolche gabana
the diamonds are pablo neuruti
the shoes are keds and some fat dude vomited on me earlier
you mean you didnt buy the insurance?
you dumb hillbily!
the website will have a hit list of targets
maybe a bounty on them
you tube will love me puking on dave eggers
and then the rest of the list
will have to be generated
a big red x thru dave eggers face
with the date he got spumed
gotspumed.com
maybe thats the clearinghouse for the latest web sensation
do celebrities make you barf?
wanna do something about it
i can teach you to regurgitate on cue in a few short days
your ninja barf training came begins with relearning how to swallow
our reverse swallowing technology can make you an internet celebrity overnight