my laptop died
within the warranty period
so im offline for tw0 to to three weeks
no more three hour mornings in the cafe
its boring there without my laptop
so ive been sleeping til noon
luxuriously
living the life
sweet tasty freedom from responsibility
there may come a day when i work hard again
but for myself
not for some capitalist clown
i will work as little as possible until i find the right match
not a close match
not a job i take with reservations
the right match
ill know it when i see it
jobs are like girlfriends
theres one one every barstool
you just have to make the move
and say those sweet things
future employers want to hear
no you DONT look fat in that suit
you are a hottie, for sure
ive never seen a business with a rosier future
you are so poised for explosive growth
when are you starting to franchise?
ill help you write the proposal