unlike our president
i have an exit strategy
as soon as they open the roof deck
and add 75 seats
and 104 steps
see ya
i was hit by a car on the way to work
i caught leprosy
my water filter didnt filter out the tiny pirrahnas and they ate my lungs
it will be a doozy of an excuse
and it will be sad
when they lose their 44 year old all star runner of food
but i aint doing steps and stayiing late
rumor has it the deck stays open til whenever and the kitchen till after one
eff that
ill take as much cash as i can until that day
and then come up with a story
its gotta be a god one becasue this bridge cant burn
they do a youth thing with school kids and the promoter wants to expand it
so i gotta stay good with the powers that be
so this will be some exit strategy
nuanced
a thing of beauty
some elegantly fabricated illusion