i decided that i was going to plug in my non-functional laptop
just out of plain orneriness
leave it on for days
upside down
on its side
see if shaking it helps
a scientific experiment
so i flipped it on
and it worked
maybe the geek squad fiddled with it when they told me how broke it was
maybe its the scam of all scams
assholes said i needed a new nother board
and a new keyboard
because of the coffee stains inside
HA
another victory for ornery!
....
now if i only had something to say
.....
so im back at the coffee shoppe
i can afford 1.90 java with tip 3.00 only when im online for free
then it makes sense
the gals were happy 2 see me again
so now i can do nothing here
5 blocks away from my do nothing apartment
takin the show on the road
come watch me leak my potential all over the place
watch me waste whats left of my
PRIME EARNING YEARS
eyes starting to go
squinting at the racing form when my unemployment check comes in
but i have a plan at least
casino dealer school
in my neighborhood
come out of this UE phase with a new skill
and take over atlantic city
but till then
im working on my performance piece
im workshopping it at the coffee shoppe
in it stare at my computer screen for hours on end
seemingly engaged in something important
hey! look at the dude with the laptop
he must be writing a brief for the judge
or that grant for the non-profit
or that proposal
my magical self repairing laptop
it runs on coffee
ill pour it an esspresso from time to time when it is downloading slowly
perk it right up
want some more muffin crumbs lil fella?
there ya go....
mmm theys good, aint dey?
well thank god i got back online to share these important thoughts with the world
bet it all on trifectas today
5 six dollar bets
6 with 8,13,1
6 with 9,10,5
6 with 7,4,1
6 with 3,10,5
6 with 11,7,12
the six has to win because he is a freak of nature
freakishly fast
but betting him to win is retarded because he will pay 2.60 for every two dollars
so ya gotta get lucky
time to head to the track to get the bets in
the poker game starts at 2
then the shamrock til 2
just out of plain orneriness
leave it on for days
upside down
on its side
see if shaking it helps
a scientific experiment
so i flipped it on
and it worked
maybe the geek squad fiddled with it when they told me how broke it was
maybe its the scam of all scams
assholes said i needed a new nother board
and a new keyboard
because of the coffee stains inside
HA
another victory for ornery!
....
now if i only had something to say
.....
so im back at the coffee shoppe
i can afford 1.90 java with tip 3.00 only when im online for free
then it makes sense
the gals were happy 2 see me again
so now i can do nothing here
5 blocks away from my do nothing apartment
takin the show on the road
come watch me leak my potential all over the place
watch me waste whats left of my
PRIME EARNING YEARS
eyes starting to go
squinting at the racing form when my unemployment check comes in
but i have a plan at least
casino dealer school
in my neighborhood
come out of this UE phase with a new skill
and take over atlantic city
but till then
im working on my performance piece
im workshopping it at the coffee shoppe
in it stare at my computer screen for hours on end
seemingly engaged in something important
hey! look at the dude with the laptop
he must be writing a brief for the judge
or that grant for the non-profit
or that proposal
my magical self repairing laptop
it runs on coffee
ill pour it an esspresso from time to time when it is downloading slowly
perk it right up
want some more muffin crumbs lil fella?
there ya go....
mmm theys good, aint dey?
well thank god i got back online to share these important thoughts with the world
bet it all on trifectas today
5 six dollar bets
6 with 8,13,1
6 with 9,10,5
6 with 7,4,1
6 with 3,10,5
6 with 11,7,12
the six has to win because he is a freak of nature
freakishly fast
but betting him to win is retarded because he will pay 2.60 for every two dollars
so ya gotta get lucky
time to head to the track to get the bets in
the poker game starts at 2
then the shamrock til 2
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