went and saw some open mike comedy tonite
if i had signed up i would have bombed too
the audience was hostile
45 people in the audience
i brought eight
twenty of them were on the bill
hostile and sulking
wondering why their jokes werent funny
stewing in their own juices
glaring
not having fun
second grade shit
you didnt laff at me so im not your friend anymore
and im not laughing at your date rape humor
the pedophila bit was edgy tho
yeah
radical
the shocking stuff doesnt shock anymore because they jump right to it
plus we become less shockable over time
so the comedians have to rely on humor
setting shit up
creating a mood
no one did political humor
but politics today is as funny as a horny priest these days
gallows humor i guess
were all gonna die, aint it funny
one dude did a joke about africans raping infants because they think it is a cure for aids
and the pickup lines theyd use....
well he found that spot where people are uncomfortable
and used it to stretch our minds
to see things in a new
way
and that is the essense of comedy, its a perceptual shift
those of us who thought he was just an unfunny dork gradually became aware that he was also a waste of sprem
no one would miss him
theyd be happy for the silence that replaced his obnoxious wasting of oxygen
its a shame i didnt get up there
my global warming stuff would have killed
whats black and white and has sun poisoning?
a post bush penguin
what did one polar bear say to the other one?
glub glub glib
yeah eskimos, think your so smart with your perma frost and thiry words for snow?
what cha got now?
perms and frosties and alot of old jews moving north to alberta
its the new miami doll
polar bears are getting skinnier
their hunting season is dependent on the ice
they hunt seals when they come up for air at their blowholes
the bears are gonna have to adapt
rent snow blowers
zambonis
maybe they could rent out this cold cold audience
thaw baybee thaw
i thought i thaw a putty tat
the first openly gay cartoon
tweety
was honored today by the gay wall of fame in key west
wall as in rectal lining
the award is a silver sperm with his name on it
his is right next to elton john and rock hudson
the mount rushmore of gay iconography
tweetie, with his lisp and granma fetish was a hero to gays everywhere by out witting all attempts of the pussy to capture him
he was a pussy avoiding mudda fukka
o mi god here comes some pussy, save me granny