i was listening to the radio while driving my drunk brother around berks county
his eyesight is going and he gets sleepy
he buys the booze i make sure no one dies
its a thing i plan to do less often this year
hey theres a PERFECT new years resolution
i resolve not to BUY any alcohol this year
hehehehehe
i know i can swing that one
i may have to add corrolaries, like the robot laws that asimov wrote
1. i will not purchase alcohol in 2006
2. i will not knowingly barter for alcohol to be slick
3. i will not offer to buy the drugs if they buy the beers
so on the radio the announcer is reading his little radio script
probably doing a few runs thru it to give the client a few different sounds
and the script he is reading says "...but i digress"
he is not digressing, hes reading
to digress means to move away from
he wasn't improving
he wasn't all stream of conciousness there
so hes a filthy liar poopy face
so know i cant believe everything i hear on the radio, fcc or not
where is the fcc when advertisers are allowed to clog up the airways with lies and distortions like these?
and this ad was on KYW
the news station
where you go for the truth
and school closings
and traffic on the 2'si will also resolve to hit this thing once a day, or make it up when i get back from wherever i was that didnt have a computer
more syllables in 2006
even if they suck
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