last report from the tv wasteland before i go "off cable" for awhile
what a melange' of viewing options have i experienced in the last ten days
i saw enough of "supersize me" to get that it is the right message with the wrong dorky messenger
whiners do not keep my attention long
but his message was important
that a kid watching tv gets 10,000 exposures to junkfood advertising a year and only hears mommy say that brussel sprouts are good once a month, that carrots are yummy maybe a hundred times a year, et.
im not saying get your kids those bible veggies
no siree
thats a different brainwashing tool
and quite effective
those young christians will be alot healthier than their satanic mcdonalds fueled
counterparts when armaggeddon arrives in late july 2007
another warning to parents of youngsters
keep them away from music videos
after thouroughly researching them these last ten days it seems obvious what is going on
lotsa rhytmic dancing and beats which start to build a faster and faster tempo
writhing bodies of cuties
seems to me that a hormonal red blooded teenager could be drawn into these little vignettes of sensuality quite easily
so hes alone, our young friend and a particulary fetching wench catches his eye
this comely vixen is wiggling and writhing and shaking and our young hero cant take it anymore
he seeks release from pent up genetic energies
so he catches up with the alluring tempo and seductive beats
and just as he is reaching his goal
a dude pops on screen
maybe its the fat guy from the will smith dating movie, where hes dancing like a retarded white dude
with will smith
and i know it promotes the movie linked to the video quite well but
at what cost?
what about the children
what if the kid really, really, i mean really,
likes the dancing girl at the moment just before the will smith teaches the fat white guy to dance
maybe this comes at exactly the wrong time in our young american hero's "exercise" routine
hes at the point of no return
the inevitable is nigh
the dna is released
and our teen now wonders
does this make him gay?
the poor troubled kid
who does he turn to now?
and this is far from the only example
watch closely america
why is that rapper without a shirt editted right into the hottie's in the shower montage'?
why is your kid watching some overmuscled rappers back in the middle of a booty boquet?
ill tell you why
its the latest plot to destroy america
a plot hatched by the "art school mafia?"
a degenerate band of out of the closet video directors who are out to change america back to the golden age of greece
where poets like Catullus wrote of impaling young lads and ladies alike
where it was all freer
resist the insidious ASM
the art school mafia
theyre everywhere
block mtv and vh1 soul and mtv jams and mtv 2 and bet and mtv spanish before your son asks you embarrassing questions about anal lube...