drunk driving is only illegal if you meet a cop
MILLIONS do this every day
cops dont dig it because of what you might do
if we are to be locked up for what we MIGHT do
id be rotting in jail
they should make special cars for people with this problem
with inflatable bumpers
and robot controls
nah
put them in jail
for helping the economy
everyone wants to sell you booze
try watching footbal without getting really thirsty
every motherfucker in the world will sell you the shit
but try to drink it sometime
then they hate you
for being patriotic
for supporting the economy
for believing that drinking makes you cool and solves all of your problems
so you go to jail for being a BELIEVER
thats why flava flav says
dont believe the hype

so the governemet has created another nazi
or at least a recruit for the ARAYAN brotherhood
my brother will be a good, albeit, very sensitive NAZI
THANKS PIGS!

yeah
alcoholism is a disease
yeah
lock up the sick
yeah
how bout locking up the sick fucks who sell guns to people
406 dead on philly streets this year
just off the record of 418
got to finish stronger philly thugs
1982 had better killers than we do
where is your sense of history
take those GUNROIDS
bust the record books open
lock up the sick fucks who are getting rich making bullets for iraq
lock up the sick fucks who drive SUVS and kill the polar bears
or the sick fucks who sell gas
or any asshole ceo in the banking or insurance industries
nah
we will lock up the sick fuck because he might hurt someone someday
with the DUI and all
but statistics say he wont
hes ten for ten in not hurting others in dui accidents
except that time he almost killed his woman
when he put the car under the parked tractor trailer
and almost died
of course i hear about that when im tripping my balls off
three states away
when im ran away from home
dropped out of college
and did rugby and tended bar
the mushrooms were just kicking in
id had to catch my vomit in my throat
as they were very tickly tickly
the bartender
a rugby player too
yells over the bar
the bartender got a call
i say WHUUUUUU?
the bartender tells me about the jaws of life, etc
but my face is melting
the mirror confirms this
i can see the bones of my eye and cheek
angry red flesh
angry at being exposed to the air, dances
so with the dancinf/melting flesh i try to compose myself a bit
i send him some karmic vibes and try to ride it out
at least im shielded from worry by the fungus
ill deal with reality in the daytime
the nite is made for cosmic journeys
and mine has just started