bursts of speed on the tenis court
amazing onlookers
how can a hippopatamus move so fast?
this hippo has eaten an elite athlete
he's still in there
under layers of beer and buffets
and now the hippo has turned vegetarian
for the most part
he will no longer FINANCIALLY contribute to the brutal torture of animals
to the diverting of grains to cows
as melotonin richer, cash poorer people starve
what it takes to feed a cow to make you burger can feed a village for a month
and cows arent designed to eat grain anyway
they are grass eaters
if, as a guest of someone, a tasty meat item is proffered i will eat it
im polite
but they get the lecture
ready to start some shit
another problem with cows is their four stomachs
perfect for digesting grasses
but also methane factories
cow farts are a huge component of global warming
so much so that i propose feeding polar bears cows
with an environmentally friendly catapult, set up in the northern most reaches
you could lead the cows up there lke the cowboys did
in late summer
get em all up there
and start calibrating your catapult
im sure the polar bears would love some steak tartare
theyd swim out to where the cows were splashing about
and maybe have a chance
cow farts are killing our polar bears
i heard it on NPR
you know its true
so what choo gonna do?
catapult plans can be sent to this address bakeowski@yahoo.com
volunteer cowhands for the great cattle drive can submit to the same address
anyone with a polar bear costume, who wants to start some shit, is also urged to contact the author.
when on NPR website search for cow, methane, its all there!
amazing onlookers
how can a hippopatamus move so fast?
this hippo has eaten an elite athlete
he's still in there
under layers of beer and buffets
and now the hippo has turned vegetarian
for the most part
he will no longer FINANCIALLY contribute to the brutal torture of animals
to the diverting of grains to cows
as melotonin richer, cash poorer people starve
what it takes to feed a cow to make you burger can feed a village for a month
and cows arent designed to eat grain anyway
they are grass eaters
if, as a guest of someone, a tasty meat item is proffered i will eat it
im polite
but they get the lecture
ready to start some shit
another problem with cows is their four stomachs
perfect for digesting grasses
but also methane factories
cow farts are a huge component of global warming
so much so that i propose feeding polar bears cows
with an environmentally friendly catapult, set up in the northern most reaches
you could lead the cows up there lke the cowboys did
in late summer
get em all up there
and start calibrating your catapult
im sure the polar bears would love some steak tartare
theyd swim out to where the cows were splashing about
and maybe have a chance
cow farts are killing our polar bears
i heard it on NPR
you know its true
so what choo gonna do?
catapult plans can be sent to this address bakeowski@yahoo.com
volunteer cowhands for the great cattle drive can submit to the same address
anyone with a polar bear costume, who wants to start some shit, is also urged to contact the author.
when on NPR website search for cow, methane, its all there!
posted by bakeowski | 5:33 AM
2 Comments:
this is nose job writing to say it's not a damn nose job! My nose was busted by a head butt so they straightened it out and put a piece of tape on it to remind me not to touch it. Wait til you see my nose again, and you will ask yourself if that was really a nose job what was he thinking, cause it's my same old nose...back to version 1.0 pre-head butt, nose... and by the way, it is a conspiracy, we planned it all out while you were biking back to pick up your stuff and then finalized it while you were on stage and couldn't hear...we are waiting to crush you...
i knew it!
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