gonna see if i can fool some fools into a weight related bet
deadline, my 45th
target weight 245

30 or so lbs away

which will make for a great party


may as well book a hall now
i think i know the band i want to play there


Gotta make the move from legendary partier
to legendary sober dude
resist the spirits

dry out a little,
but why not start june 1?

no reason to rush into sobriety
one or two more happy hours aint gonna kill me

that will get the bettors in a lather
the loud drunk at th bar saying hes gonna be sober for three months and 2 weeks
should get some action at the shamrock
gotta book the band now and reserve the hall
tickets will soon be available